Peen

When you put your cum back

I lost my gooning streak but I peened so it’s ok

by Mr Dawg12 March 2, 2024

Peen Cake

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water

“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”

by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024

peemni

when yo dick the size of an outty belly button

"im holdin my peemni right now or whatever its called"

by JagerKatzen June 11, 2024

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

PEENAR

Synonym of penis used in cat memes

Larry was stroking my peenar

by Lennart peenar man January 4, 2025

Peenar(s)

A peenar is smelly sausage between your legs.
They usually come on males, but nowadays, who knows.

Peenars can gets soft, hards, and wet.

Me:I reached under the covers to scratch my peenar in the dark, but then i felts something unusually hairys. Turns out, i was scratchings evil ballsack of... the creature.

The creature: I will eats your peenar now.

Me: Noooooo!

Peenar(s)

by PeenarExplosionChamber January 20, 2025

peenesh

In Sanskrit, Peenesh means "eternally needy". Peenesh wishes she had a better name, because the origin story of this name has to do with her uncontrollably peeing her adult diapers.

Peenesh, do you want to play? Why yes, I want to play. I always want to play with you.
Peenesh , how did you come to be? I don't know, I just am. Are you my friend?

by @kumthalakadikumjack January 29, 2025