penis

a weird wrinkly thing with like a split on the tippy toe of it. males usually like to play with it or put it into streatchy gross holes also known as vaginas or bootay holes.

ooooooh my penis is itchy.

by suckymytoey April 4, 2019

penis

fluid ejector

my penis ejects fluid

by b1omp May 14, 2019

Penis

Penis
It is penis
Please just ask your parents what penis is
You should all know this
#penis #ED

Penis is a penis I guess. Seriously learn what a penis is

by 🦙Cherry*cat🦙 May 25, 2019

Penis

What kind of moron are you, looking up penis! get out before I turn of the internet! I said OUT

My penis grows big when I see a hot girl

by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019

Penis

You know damn well what it is.

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 1, 2019

Penis

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by Sexpert May 12, 2003

penis

the thing males have in there pants.if you are a man and dont know what a penis is then in between your legs. the long thing shaped like a sausage. also known as a dick

my penis is getting smaller

by OVAR900000 July 17, 2011