pensivemoji

A mentally diseased individual who acts as a leader to other mentally diseased individuals on instagram dot com.

pensivemoji: *anything*
pensivemoji followers: "IM A TODDLER" "WHERE IS TODDLER I CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS"

by penis emoji shitpost enjoyer April 19, 2021

the penthouse penthouse

Mentioned by Topher in workaholics. "It's like the Playboy Mansion but much more doper." Filled with hot ladies who have major coke problems.

Guy 1: yo you going to the Penthouse Penthouse?

Guy 2: Yeah dude, I heard you can pee on the floor there.

by 50stein February 26, 2014

Pene de Muerte

Translates to "Penis of death" in Spanish. Ancient mythological tale involving a penis that would kill anything it penetrates.

"Naughty children that stay up too late will be visited by the Pene de Muerte"

by vroller December 8, 2015

Penguins Of Madagascar

Elite body agents who live in a zoo. They are tasked with preventing havoc in the world, some notable examples are by preventing Donald Trump from using the N-word, preventing the 2nd 9/11 and saving Barrack Obama
By morning they are "cute and friendly penguins" but by night they're on a secret mission to infilntrate their arch-nemises and save the world and protect the n word pass.

The group consists of...
Skipper: The leader who tasks the team with top-secret military-grade missions

Private: The cude and cuddley penguin who is used as a decoy to fool their arch-nemises
Kowalski: The super-intelligent Penguin who gives the analysis whenever Skipper asks for it, his intelligence exceeds the intelligence of the CIA
Rico: The dude who provides military-class weapons to the team or anything else, i mean, he throws it up so who knows what it will be?

Example of a day in the office for The Penguins of Madagascar
During day
Penguins: *waving*
Woman: Aww, those penguins are so cute
Man: i know right!, They look so harmless and cuddly

At night
Skipper: Ok team, our new mission: Infiltrate Donald trump and secure the N-word pass, KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS. RICO, TRACKER. PRIVATE, Be private!

by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019

Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)

Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil

by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021

Amerindian penis

A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.

Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.

by Erica_Monsoon1324 June 12, 2018

Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.

The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.

by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013