Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.

When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.

by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015

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minute man

A guy who cannot hold his load therefore not being able to please his woman. Aka mary's boyfriend

whoa that sucks you're going out with a minute man!

by m April 20, 2005

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Nookie Monster

Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.

"Ana's my lil Nookie Monster!"
"That broad's a fucking Nookie Monster"

by halflesbianhalfatheist September 22, 2005

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monsterfail

when someone fails extremely hard (see fail) this word can be used.
it is derived of the PC game Unreal Tournament, where a massive amount of consecutive killing led to a "Monsterkill!".

Dude 1: Damn, I got ditched by this chick yesterday even though I was SO sure she loved me!
Dude 2: M-M-M-MONSTERFAIL!

by I wish i was a pretty girl September 27, 2006

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