midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

Midgeto

Annoying human being who looks like a dwarf. Seems to be nice at first but does mean jokes. Be careful he bites when he is feeling insecure.. sore loser.

Only positive side is that his little size allow you to bring it with you everywhere.

If you see a little man with a beard in the street looking creepily at you, this is so midgeto ! In that case the procedure of emergency is to call policia policia !!

by French muffin February 3, 2018

midkey

in between lowkey and highkey, relating to a mood.

He was midkey stalking me, but I kind of enjoyed it, so it's okay.

by Calculus4Life May 19, 2018

midget beater

male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length

Brandon is a midget beater

by Jacob eat June 25, 2018

Midget Chuck

is a greasy fat lonely heroin junkie, who thinks chat is real life, his social life is chat, begging anyone to call him, he tries so hard to fit in and be liked. he thinks everyone in chat is his family.

hi..i'm midget chuck i invented the iphone... midget chuck is a chat bum heroin junkie.. hi..i'm midget chuck will you be my friend?

by JunkieChuck June 29, 2018

Midget army

special forces to fight against the heretics
Burn the Heretic
Kill the mutant
Purge the Unclean

and surrender your rights to the God Emperor.

Midget army is awesome
die, everyone,

by The real God emperor May 14, 2018

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin

SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin

by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018