Massie

(pronounced mass - e)
Adjective.
Vile, disgusting, horrible, not in the preferred state.
Can be used to describe a person, place or situation.

Its slang meaning was developed from its similarity to the word messy and is a reference to horror author Elizabeth Massie, whose storylines were of a vile nature.
Commonly used in North Carolina.

Alternate meaning:
In some states in Australia it is used to describe a man with little or no trouser bulge, leading to the assumption of female genitalia where the penis should be.

Tidy your room! it's massie

Katy: Jack's scrotum had not seen a wash cloth in days.
Julia: That's massie.

ALTERNATE MEANING

Katy: He was chong, but he had a massie

by Kolinda August 1, 2011

Messias

Messias is a funny person who supports liverpool.
he is so so so sop so stupid.

messias is stuid

by anonymous December 5, 2003

massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2

Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

by niklikescock April 29, 2022

messican

ironknuckle

ironknuckle is a messican

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Messiah

A cocky bastard who mains highlander and says he isn’t op but that beard

Hey did you see that poes messiah

by Hont guy December 7, 2018

text messing

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.

(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"

by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010

The Antifurry Messiah

The true religious figure of life. He protects us from the furries. He uses holy water to purge their souls and fire to purge their bodies.

All hail The Antifurry Messiah.

by Jeremyberemy April 17, 2023