hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft

u need bread cuz u hungry and since ur eating bread that is made by a man or woMAN that is gay
you big gay pee

person 1: hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok

by senor pee pee buns May 31, 2018

Minecraft Bedrock Edition

The best edition of Minecraft. Not the buggy version of Minecraft. Has children playing it, and non-toxic players, unlike Java Edition. It has servers like TheHiveMC, Cubecraft, and Galaxite. Just ignore the 4 other server and play the mentioned servers, and you'll see the superior version.

Minecraft Bedrock Edition Player: Hi. I'm a Bedrock Player. We have better bridging, and no 1.9 PvP. We have 1.8 PvP.

by bedrockedition November 22, 2021

Minecraft YouTuber

Do you mean PewDiePie

A: Do you watch PewDiePie
B: You mean the biggest Minecraft YouTuber

by EasyLife123 August 26, 2019

Minecraft

A true way to separate the sane people from the psychopathic 7-year-olds.

Person 1: *exists*
Little Kid: STFU I'M PLAYING *distorted* MINECRAFT
Person 2: This comment will get lots of dislikes from 8-year-olds that don't belong here.
Person 1: Yes, yes it will.

by PonyTardRepellence July 2, 2018

fortnite bad minecraft good

a bunch of band kid skinny white 15-17 year old reddit fags convincing people that they hate Minecraft to death
LOiek Ouah mai GASH bRoE! whOlEsome 100 updoot hehehe bing chungus epok fard REPOST ALERT
dont ever talk to people who say this bullshit they're triggered over nonsense.

redditor: fortnite bad minecraft good
me: dont make jokes ever in ur life

by Lolorator360 November 20, 2021

No Minecraft March

A month in which you cannot play the game Minecraft. People who play Minecraft during this time period will experience a loss of virginity, and they will become a hoe or a thot in a matter of minutes.

"I am very sorry, you cannot play Minecraft because it's No Minecraft March."

by Overstar_YT February 19, 2019

Minecraft

A game for autistic people.

John: What have you been up to, Greg?
Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it!
John: Are you autistic or something?

by ergerrgjrigrjiri October 18, 2010