Mattia

Mattia is a verb to describe when somebody is an absolute DUMBASS and fumbles

"To pull a mattia"

by mattiaisadumbassmf March 20, 2025

Matisseing it

When an individual requests a marijuana or nicotine device and subsequently holds it for an extended period without any movement or use

Dude… You asked for the wax so long ago. Stop “Matisseing it”

by crackrockenjoyer77 April 12, 2025

Mattick

A mattick, code word for a cronic alcohol abuser who has commited multiple DUI's and scarred many families, Asshole!

Conner, Matticks what a dick!

by JackDanielsEnjoyer June 2, 2025

mantis shrimp

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can

imma mantis shrimp you

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 22, 2025

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

Mattia

A gender neutral name, typically Italian. I think it is more feminine. Mattia's tend to be really funny, with a spice of ADHD. They are loyal to the end, and great with kids.

Wow, Mattia is just a great person

by livingituptothetop November 23, 2025

Mattias

Mattias has the most massive cake in the world, such a handsome boy

Girl 1: Hey look, it's Mattias, he's such a cutie
Boy 1: you cant have him, he's mine!

by Hehehehehrhrhehehrheheh January 13, 2026