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Matthew

Great one of a kind guy will always Be there when you need him. Sensitivethen he has to be lines everything very quick Absolutely amazing in bed. And cares about other people's feelings more than his self. And that usually are well endowed.
Matthew is a great name
by ONEANONLY February 13, 2020
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A person who goes tails and tails and then goes up and down.For milk from a raisin.
Watch out ,hes gonna do a matthew
by BoatMo February 18, 2020
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Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!
Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew
by Mavi22 March 3, 2020
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Cute e but will ask ur friend out after u brake up and then ur best friend will date him for 5 months or more and then u will fight with your best friend a lot and then find out a cute guy likes u a lot but u are to scared and shy 👉👈😥 to talk to him and ur name is probably trinity 🌸❤️
Matthew os a dick but Owen likes me what should i do?👉👈😣
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A person that’s suicidal, threatening to man kind, Blasion, like to show fake BB guns!!! Overall a Pussy;)!!
Matthew likes to not be able to wheelie.
by Nina p March 20, 2020
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Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.
Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
by DrDre868 March 27, 2020
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Fat-ass who people call handsome but others are just jealous because once you get to know him you realize that he adores food more than you. Hes such a fat loser but obviously he's good at video games because, you know, he's fat. Says really stupid things to get attention and succeeds. Also very dramatic. If you have a Matthew, watch out.
Holy shoot Matthew is so stupid and fat
by feaonfoieajfoi March 27, 2020
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