matthew kelley

Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.

matthew kelley is awesome badass crazy fuck

by ding wad February 07, 2010

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Matthew Dickinson

Matthew Dickinson, an amazing person with a ridicoulisly large penis and can be known to be a monster in bed at times when he can be bothered, if not, he will sleep.

Girl: wow you're on your game tonight.
Boy: yeh i took those matthew dickinson sex pills.
Girl: omg this is perfect.

by Jkinny July 19, 2011

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Matthew Stulp

An all around amazing guy who is trustworthy, smart, athletic, sexy, tall, and muscular :)) Matts are usually easy to take too and and can make you laugh when the time is right. They usually are strong headed and fight for whats right... They never take crap from nobody!! So basically they are what makes the world go round!!

A: Omg, have you met that new kid Matthew Stulp?!?!
B: Yeah hes sssooo cool, cute, and most of all FUNNY!!
A: Doesn't he look super sporty?!?!
B:Omg he is amazing!!

by Sophia Fiscella September 03, 2011

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Pete Matthew

A gay mysterious creature found in deep in the Himalayas that enjoys committing sexual conduct with young children. Known to be extremely aggressive and have been recently endangered, and there is only one left in existence. It has been rumored to be seen lurking in the hallways of the I.A M.

Julfikar: Hello what is your name!
Pete Matthew: Can i rape you, no homo tho?
JUlfikar: Hell nah
Pete Matthew: PLease, just let me get jiggy with you.

by IaM_Geyrl October 19, 2018

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Matthew Kline

A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.

So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.

by Ordyflava October 17, 2011

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