Definitions by DrDre868

Matthew 

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.

Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!

Matthew by DrDre868 March 27, 2020