Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.

Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.

by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023

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Shopper of Mass Destruction

The retail shoppers who make sure that they mess up the whole store in search for that one shirt they MUST have which ends up getting returned a week later.

John- "My department looks perfect. Nothing can mess this up. I can finally relax!"
Bill- "OH No! Its a Shopper of Mass Destruction! Hurry and lock the doors.
John- "I don't have enough time...We're done for...!"

by Sephium April 5, 2011

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Facebook Friend Massacre

When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.

Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"

by dob293 January 1, 2013

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kitty tongue massage

tiny little licks, up or down, sometimes in a circle, done by someone who is very good at cunnilingus, or great oral talent and skill.

Bob worked his tongue for hours on my clit till his face was numb and my legs were tingling, he gives a great kitty tongue massage

by spice40241 April 29, 2014

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Las Vegas Steaming Massage

The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.

Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.

by Qwibby June 24, 2014

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