knobstacle

someone who becomes a knob by getting in your way

Naomi's walking to the Cafe, and a student gets in her way. She thinks to herself "What a Knobstacle?"

by naoaro November 16, 2011

Knobble

To destroy, damage, wreck, ruin, or generally f*** something up to the point that it's unusable, or to f*** someone up or pop a cap in their ass. Can also be used to refer to doping a racehorse or an athlete.

"What's the betting someone tries to knobble Golden Thunder before tomorrow's big race?" (Racehorse/Doping)

"I don't give a rat's ass whether he apologized. I want you to go and knobble Sammy the Squealer. Give him a long wet nap." (Mafia/Gangster/destroying someone)

"What's the betting someone tries to knobble Golden Thunder before tomorrow's big race?" (Racehorse/Doping)

"I don't give a rat's ass whether he apologized. I want you to go and knobble Sammy the Squealer. Give him a long wet nap." (Mafia/Gangster/destroying someone)

by Sid the sneaker May 28, 2013

knob head

A really nice guy who does nice things like kill a buncha bandits and financially ruin shopkeepers and so much more (you'd have to ask one personally there's just SO MUCH they do).

Kevin from Fable II is a very nice knob head :)

by EmpressOfDawn January 23, 2023

chomp the knob

to perform fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"What the heck are those two doing in there? I've been waiting to use the bathroom for over 20 minutes!"

"Maybe she's chomping his knob."

"What does that mean?"

"You know, suck the cock, chomp the knob -- same thing!"

by Neil and Bob November 26, 2006

knob noster

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.

Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!

by feck nishes May 24, 2009

knob

The circumsized end of a penis.

Hey Billy, let me gobble on that pink knob for awhile. I'll give it a real nice sheen. I know how much you like it! It is so sensitive.

by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008

knob year

the freshman year at the Citadel. supposed to instill discipline and leadership, but in reality is an exercise in hazing,hypocrisy and abuse. knobs come out either brainwashed or GTFO

a knob's cadre squad sergeant one knob year tells his cadets to hide contraband and lie about it. the knob who obeys the honor code and reports him is forever thence a "shitout" and a "fucking rat", who upperclass and fellow classmates will make life hell for.

by from nam to fam February 6, 2012