Kangaroo Hooves

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I tried to post in the #HystericalBezerks metaphorical ski mountains where the substrate of the mountain is kangaroo hooves, from kangroos that have their heads planted in dirt, and I lost my thumbs, they went flying... 🦘

by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026

kangaroo western

A western, but more Australian!

Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).

How to make a Kangaroo western:
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"

They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 13, 2025

Kanging

Kanging (verb): to claim that one's ancestry is more impressive than it actually is.

Jason: The Japanese Elite wore red masks with blonde hair!! This must mean the the white a10 eyes indo-aryan invaders must've been the ruling class in Japan!
Suzuki: stop kanging

by J3rggg February 19, 2025

kangkong adobo

Kangkong adobo is, oddly, a vegetable dish. Adobo is almost exclusively a meat dish but there are exceptions like this one . You see it anywhere in tropical Asia but not in the USA.

Boy: “I’ll have Kangkong Adobo.”
Baby: “You won’t have it the normal way, Adobo ng Aso?”*
*dog*

by DisabledDannyDoom March 13, 2025

Kangaretard

A slur for white Australians

He's a fucking kangaretard

by Ballsackaman March 31, 2025

Kangaroo Pouch

When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.

I did a kangaroo pouch in the library.

by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025

kangaritus

An airborne virus that turns humans into raging half-kangaroo zombie hybrids. Symptoms include red eyes, a thirst for violence, and uncontrollable hopping.

Kangaritus spreads faster than gossip in a small town. One breath of this Aussie-born bio-nightmare and you’ll be bounding through the bush, punching fences, and shrieking like a banshee on Red Bull.

One day he was just posting memes — next thing I know, he’s got red eyes, a megaphone, and he’s trying to punch an old lady for asking questions. Full-blown Kangaritus.

by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025