Jock

Idiom, Irish origin~

esp. a scornful term used to convey a particular expression of disgust at the exceptional state of disrepair/bad condition of the item under discussion.

"That yoke's in a fucking jock" Hench exclaims as we pull up to view a 1989 zxr400 motorcycle which was described as 'in good condition' on ebay after driving 65miles. And promptly leave.

by Graham, the throbbing one €==8 April 16, 2010

Jock Soccer

Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.

Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.

by RobottoTree March 21, 2024

fire jocks

Fire Jocks refers to a true ginger minge, red on top and bottom!!

" Hey old mate, that chick would have fire jocks for shaw"

by Adso February 10, 2007

Jocke

An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.

Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-

Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.

Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*

by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020

Jock Incel

A person who uses going to the gym as an excuse to belittle women. Usually because they have been hurt by a girl, and they don’t know how to process it with their toxic mentality and weak masculinity.

‘Remember whilst bitches are breaking hearts, you’re making yourself better’ - A Jock Incel

by StopBlamingWomenBrad February 4, 2021

Jocks

1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear

1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard

by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018

Jock-Strap

When a male inserts his penis into another male while strapped to his chest using the strapped up males erect penis to have intercourse with another male.

Me and my buddy went Jock-Strapping last night, Its was Amazing!

by Jamsack January 16, 2021