willow heath

uh huh, willow heaths are short and pretty but also very clingy. Don’t worry willow heaths are easy to get rid of. Just say you’re going to a gym practice and boom they’re gone. have fun with your gorgeous willow heath.

willow heaths are SO FUCKING GORGEOUS :))))

by ehlinnit September 20, 2020

latvian health ministry

A bunch of idiots

Hey look, the latvian health ministry made it illegal to buy anything besides food

by Jurisc December 15, 2020

Slutty Heather

When your in a relationship and go to the bar with your Friends, then leave with a guy from a biker gang for an eventful night. Then wake up to the smell of shame, fear and regret.

Pedro picked up a slutty heather from the bar last night

by Splendadaddy March 14, 2021

Financial Health

When you dont eat all day so you can get drunk off of two beers

"Wow man! Ive been thinking a lot lately about financial health"

by Poopypansy April 21, 2021

stinky heathen

People who are exceptionally smelly and classless. Generally from Appalachia.

Tiffany? She’s a stinky heathen

by Winkerpack June 23, 2021

You Heathen

A person who says “bless you” before you get the chance to sneeze; in turn scaring your sneeze away.

Especially effective if it was a red head

“Zoey I have to sneeze”

“Bless you”

“You Heathen, stop refusing to let me sneeze. It’s a simple joy in life to get to sneeze. It builds up for so long and you just took it away”

Like seriously why can’t you just let me sneeze for once in my life like what did I do to you???

by Innocent-sneezer May 2, 2022

Denver Health Handshake

The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.

Joey, we have an incoming sprained ankle patient. Can you give him the Denver Health Handshake?

by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022