god hand

The absolute best set of cards one can recieve in one's opening hand of a card game.

I got the god hand and won turn 1

by god child September 1, 2005

Second hand

1. (noun)
The hand on a clock or watch that marks the seconds.

2. (adv)
something that had previous owner, like you're the second owner of it, after the first one.

"I prefer to buy second hand because the brand new one is too expensive"

by Little_m0on July 3, 2012

holding hands

When two cars are both going the same speed in different lanes making it impossible to pass them

Why are we going so slow?

Because these two cars right in front of me are holding hands and it's pissing me off

by Scizorbot3 June 14, 2007

Two-Handing

The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.

She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.

by GHeller April 22, 2011

handful of nutz

it is what you get when you reach down my pants.

You wanna handful of nutz? Well do you?

by Big Smoke Dogg November 17, 2003

Spin Hand

The act of slapping or spanking a female on the buttocks during sexual intercourse in an overly exaggerated manner. A technique often used in so-called reality porn sites such as MILF Hunter. Usually performed during anal or vaginal penetration from behind such as in the doggy style or doggy position. Initiated by several full arm rotations and completed with a hard buttock slap.

While pounding her ass he gave her the spin hand a few times.

by Veeteejay April 9, 2009

talk to the hand

A way of saying "I'm not listening" rudely. Usually comes with a hand gesture not unlike a policeman stopping traffic.

"I ain't listenin' to yo' problems! Talk to the hand!"

by Anonymous August 31, 2003