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Hadleigh High School

Full of want to be roadmen, slaggy girls and kids who are going to die before they reach 20.
Maybe a couple smart ones but except from that it's fight, lgbtq+ and bullying
Welcome to HHS!
Guy 1: Do you go to Hadleigh High School?
Guy 2: (goes to HHS) No.
by DongIsFat March 23, 2019
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Left-handed Thumbs Up

A thumbs up acknowledgement done specifically by the left hand when a left-hander does anything left-handed and does it very well
When left-handed golfer Bubba Watson made a 75 foot chip shot directly into the cup, left-handed fans gave him the left-handed thumbs up in appreciation of the shot.
by Lhander April 26, 2015
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Pamela Handerson

My right hand with which I stroke.
I had sex last night with Pamela Handerson.
by rocketman January 30, 2005
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Arabian Handkerchief

The act of blowing one's nose into a female's beef curtains.
Me having a cold and her loose vagina, combined with a mutual love for foreplay, lead to an Arabian handkerchief to start off our lovemaking.
by Benjamin W. Newport January 3, 2008
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she's left-handed

A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.
A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.
by Barnakey August 19, 2006
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Tard Handler

one who watches over tards to make sure they don't fuck themselves in the head with other tard's penis'.
if it hadn't have been for that tard handler, i would have never spent that year in college.
by YAAAYYY!!!! July 19, 2004
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one handed popcorn eater

a man or woman who goes to see a movie purely to pleasure themselves
dude, that guy is a one handed popcorn eater i just got jizz on my neck
by manfat June 28, 2003
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