Gum Diet

When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.

Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet”
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”

by tcanmongeau December 9, 2018

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warm gum

warm gum is the best gum ever created, heated on trips, you give it out to everyone!

person one: warm gum! you want warm gum! warm gum!
person two: YES I NEED WARM GUM
person 3: gimme some too dood
person 4: OMG ME TOO

by crestwoodddd February 26, 2019

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Gum disease

A disease you can get in your mouth from not brushing your gums and eating unhealthy foods

Him-I haven’t brushed my gums in 3 days

Her- you probably have gum disease now

by My My goodness March 5, 2019

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chewy

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by savagenoobs is trash January 11, 2019

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Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

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