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Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.
Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man
by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021
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Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.
Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg
by LINATHEMILF November 23, 2021
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Gooselighting

When you're a Goose and you manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.
We're Gooselighting the Goosemaster himself.
by XMastaFlex May 17, 2022
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Gooseman

An absolutely legendary figure, most popular from his appearances in the Pleasure Island and Manwhore chronicles. He runs Manwhore industries with his business partner Fernando, where he creates rockin music videos and patented Manwhore fragrance.

Gooseman is known to frequent the Walrus Pit, though his terrible sense of direction often leads him to ask “WHERE’S THE WALRUS PIT?” to various vacationers and residents of Pleasure Island.

Gooseman is often rude, and it has lead him into trouble before, notably when he insulted a crowd during an open mic night during his and Fernando’s premiere of their new music genre, “Moancore”.

Gooseman is also a master of many forms of combat, including hand-to-hand, and rock throwing (a combat form popularized by the late Australopithecus), as shown in his battle with the Laser Walrus-Crab.
With the Walrus Pits emptied of their delectable flesh tubes, Gooseman wallows in eternal agony
by 13GayRavens August 3, 2022
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goose go honk

Jesus if he was just a racist white guy with long hair
How he looks like Jesus he's just racist tho he's goose go honk
by Klu klux king August 31, 2022
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goose gang

yo have you checked out goose gang? they're awesome!!
by Gartonic May 28, 2023
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Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.
That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck
by Imaroyaldude August 1, 2023
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