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well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003
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fuck-me tattoo

Tattoo on a female's lower back. Considered the ultimate in body art by white trash. Also known at tramp stamp. Usually seen right above thier thong underwear.
When that bitch bends over you can see her fuck-me tattoo.
by jadyn513 February 27, 2007
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Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.
I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!
by CJ Banks August 20, 2007
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fucked off

1) To be annoyed to the extreme (pretty much = pissed off but helps you express it more strongly!)

2) To leave somewhere, occasionally with the connotation that you left abruptly, earlier than expected, rudely, or whilst you were annoyed.
1) "Mate, some cunt's stolen my car! I'm severely fucked off!"

2) "He turned up about 8 and I thought he was going to stay all night but he fucked off about 10!"

"I dunno what happened, she turned up but only stayed for about half an hour then fucked off again"

"He fucked off without even saying bye! I'm really upset"
by carlypussycat March 13, 2008
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fucked up as fuck

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.
by Will.I.Am. August 16, 2007
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hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.
"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"
by david December 14, 2003
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Smile Fucked

1. Backstabbing someone while acting like their best friend.

2. Befriending someone to proselytize them into your religion.
1. " I can't believe Janet she is totally "Smile fucked" me , acting like we were best friends when she was sleeping with my boyfriend the whole time"

2. " I thought Lindsay was my friend, she just wanted me to go to church and I didn't want to go . Now she acts like I am invisible she totally "Smile Fucked"me ."
by Kbizmck September 15, 2009
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