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Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.
He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!
by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019
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Mister Fister

Mistering is where five guys each take turns in fisting the smallest dude (preferably a black midget) and scoops out their poop. Then they all put it in their mouths and spray it it the air
Damn homie should we do the mister fister
It does take some skill though
by Midget Gay Asians May 15, 2021
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hassle me faster

Sarcastic exclamation asking someone to bother you.
Ditzy Woman: Honeee, I can't fiiind the breaaad!

Macho Man: Dammit, you bimbo, why don't you hassle me faster!
by can'tyouguess? January 13, 2010
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Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Am I who you think about in bed?
When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Well, then think of what you did
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
I've got more wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch a better fuck
Than any boy you'll ever meet
Sweetie you had me
Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of
Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
Let's get these teen hearts beating
Faster, faster
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
So I guess we're back to us
Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off? (let's pick up, pick up)
Oh, now I do recall
We just were getting to the part

Faster LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER
guy one/ walks in.
man two/ yeah baby let me do this to your pussy
girl/ LETS DO THIS BABY FASTER FASTER
by sherk is nice February 20, 2021
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Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob
by matt October 23, 2003
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fester

A retarded ugly ass guy. Origin from Uncle Fester from Festers Quest on the nes.
Fester is locked in the girls bathroom again.
by JBee May 6, 2004
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Festered Cheerio

A rotting asshole, a suppurating anus.
by Diddygaruk April 3, 2006
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