HackAbuse is so much fail, it is impossible to express how much fail he is over the internet.
He is more fail than the guy who painted everything on his 4g63 eclipse
He is more fail than the guy who painted everything on his 4g63 eclipse
by REIGN SS March 24, 2009
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Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night"
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'
by Jew talking to me August 20, 2010
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A FIFA-FAIL is the failure of the popular game FIFA (any version). The game FIFA has moments when the clearly trigger based programming produces bizarre results (examples include an enemy player standing in front of your golly, blocking his shoot, intercepting the ball, and probably scoring.)
Hey how did you win that game yesterday, I thought Brat was boss?
Dude, he totally had me, but wouldn't you know it, a FIFA-FAIL gave me a scoring opportunity!
Really, he didn't manage to score again?
He tried, but FIFA kept failing giving him offsides when he really wasn't.
WOW, SUCH AN EPIC FIFA-FAIL!!!!
Dude, he totally had me, but wouldn't you know it, a FIFA-FAIL gave me a scoring opportunity!
Really, he didn't manage to score again?
He tried, but FIFA kept failing giving him offsides when he really wasn't.
WOW, SUCH AN EPIC FIFA-FAIL!!!!
by Cyrus Halcyon March 31, 2011
Get the FIFA-FAIL mug.A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007
Get the fail train mug.A usually unpleasant and uproariously funny lack of success. Usually used by teens and those idiots that hang around internet chat rooms (no one likes them).
Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.
Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.
Teacher: Johnny, would you like to come up to the board and explain the word failure for us?
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.
by Thrasher13 February 27, 2010
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