shit eating lawn knome

my Nicholas

your a shit eating lawn knome

by Ellie October 12, 2003

eating skittles

when a guy sticks skittles up your vagina and then eats them out.

Example 1
Girl 1: Hey theres Skittles.
Girl 2: Why do they call her skittles?
Girl 1: Because she lets guys eat skittles out of her vagina
Girl 2: EWW!

Example 2
Guy:Hey baby.
Girl: Hey.
Guy: Want to come over to my house later and ill eat some skittles?
Girl: Sure.

Eating skittles is pretty gross and mostly only sluts let guys do it to them as they have no self respect.

by xoxILRGxox May 14, 2009

eating furniture

When i was twelve i was six three, when i went to play championships for our basketball tournament this guy said, "That guy must eat furniture he's huge!"

Shaq eats furniture.

by JOE_BLOW April 3, 2004

e-dating

Cringey cunts who date online due to them failing in life, being 10 years old or being just genuinely sad people. Usually a virgin or never had a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Person #1 (Xeodus) : Did you know Levice & ISayRawrXD are e-dating? How cute, we should all be accepting of eachother
Person #2 (Normal People) : Die

by idkwym February 14, 2017

Like a racehorse eating an apple

The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.

My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.

by YellowPinkie July 9, 2011

bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006

Cheese Eating

A person who is quite promiscuous and enjoys the act of giving a male a blow job and eating the respective male's "dick Cheese"

John:Did you hear that Paris Hilton was with Fred Durst and Snoop Dogg at the same time.
Andy:That cheese eating slut.

by Drizzle87 October 20, 2008