Go free range some dicks

Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.

Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.

by Gemstaa December 15, 2017

pint of dicks

Literally a measurement of wriggling, dismembered male genitalia. Preferably served in a pint glass.

Go drink a pint of dicks Sharon!

by JustJohnXCIV February 1, 2018

Punching bag of dicks

When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.

She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.

by Bangnah February 17, 2018

Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.

Hey, check out that patch of dicks

by Dicktation December 12, 2018

gallery of dicks

The collective name for a group of men with their dicks out standing around not doing anything in particular. Similar to a "murder of crows" or a "gaggle of geese." The contestants on "Naked Attraction" waiting to be judged is a good example.

I went to a college naked party last weekend but it was mostly a gallery of dicks.

by raccoonx March 11, 2022

resume of dicks

A promiscuous woman's sexual history.

A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.

Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"

Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"

by Homeless Chicken May 7, 2023

lick my duck’s asshole!

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.

Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023