perverted dictionary

someone who knows mostly every perverted word and the meaning that you could go to when you need 2 define a perverted word you have never heard of.

E: Whats the meaning of loof?
G: Ask Joshua he'll know
E: Ok that foo is a perverted dictionary

E: Joshua what does loof mean?
J: When a guy shits in a girls pussy.

by Erica meow meow August 7, 2011

urban dictionary

A web page that upsets a lot of experts because it isn't what they think it should be ,a listing of ghetto slang. 1 Urban means city so whites apparently don't live in cities, only blacks do. 2 Almost all of the words will never come into common usage , look in a real unabridged dictionary almost all of those words aren't commonly used. 3 A lot of the words are made up, duh all words are made up they don't fall from the sky. 4 If you don't use ghetto slang to explain ghetto slang it ain't real. Duh the purpose of a dictionary is to explain a word you don't know with words you do know. If i knew ghetto slang I wouldn't need the Urban Dictionary, A lot of definitions are long winded like this one. True but sometime a blurb is not enough. 6 The editing sucks. As far as I know the editors work for free, If you think you can do better become an editor Mr Expert. 7 Most definitions are full of spelling and English mistakes. True but like the song said I may not speak it right but I know what I'm talking about. 8 Most Definitions are written by bored teenage white boys. Could be but I'm not and I enjoy playing with words, and if my words end up dead ink no harm done. I enjoy being able to say what I think and if my definition causes you to give it a thumbs down at least you had to read it. If I ernied you so much the better.

The urban dictionary where the computer literate and the functional illiterate play in the mud much to the disgust ot the Literary.

by mikie the yorkie April 13, 2008

dicktionary

when someone puts their dick into a book

john: OUCH!!!!! i just had a dicktionary!!!!

by lucasrulz May 14, 2010

dictionary too full

urbandictionary.com has been overloaded by geeks who must think that everyone who visits the site is familiar with people that go to their school and knows every single person they make obscure refrences to.

ex: girLinda. Some girl named Linda in my algegra class with nasty horse teech and stank breath.

by christo December 18, 2003

Dictionary

A book filled with definitions of words.

I'm surprised no-one has defined it yet. o.o

Today I looked in the dictionary and found out that quean means prostitute

by snape loves you April 10, 2010

dicktion

1. The choice and use of words and phrases in speech or writing by people who are mindless fad-following sheep, cast members of Reality TV shows (esp. Jersey Shore), or general assholes.

2. Pronouncing words and using phrases that are a mismatch with one's cultural background.

Alternate spelling: dickshun (often the result of dicktion is to be ostracized and shunned by co-workers, friends, and family members, which likely gave rise to this alternate spelling).

After Sam began imitating "the Situation's" dicktion, he lost all of his friends.

Tom, the whitest whitey there is, had embarrassing dicktion using phrases such as "wazzup in the hizzy my brizzies?" and pronouncing "didn't" as "di'in't"

Any time a white person says "for real"

by Rico2112 December 7, 2010

Urban Dictionary

I wonder if anyone would actually look this up. This is a website where you could look up practically any word. Usually if someone says a slang word, you could most likely find it here like blumpkin for example.
But this website is also used for bitches who complain about a band, show, you get my point.

Hey what did he say?

I don't know, I will look it up on Urban Dictionary later

by Borgie Baby September 10, 2011