Dan Hurst

professional pipe cleaner and pipe layer. Father of 4(all that’s known so far). He was born into poverty and struggled as a young boy. He was beaten as a kid and decided to take all his anger out on his sons Ethan’s cock. Ethan’s shaft just kept getting more girth and kept getting more Continental drift . He struck every day with people bullying him for his super wide cock.

I need anal. BETTER CALL DAN HURST

by Ethan Hurst (Dans Son) December 6, 2021

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Dan Cavasin

Dan Cavasin is this super duper fun person like super duper muper choper looper gooper

Holy Dan Cavasin is just so funny monny golly jolly nolly

by GIYOUNGYI February 7, 2022

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Dirty Dan

An action or thing that would be considered to be very slick or grimy.

"He took her out for dinner and didn't even pay"

"Damn, he did the Dirty Dan"

by Henry Dubois The Fourth May 4, 2018

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Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020

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dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

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Dan Clarke

Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.

Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!

by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019

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