Dirty shaun

Having sex with a beer in one hand and a burger in the other.

Lets do a Dirty Shaun.

by Dirty Shaun May 22, 2019

dirty owen

The act of fingering a woman's asshole while she gives you head, often used so she can give it to you better

Sarah was getting a little sloppy, so I gave her a Dirty Owen

by Technicallylegal October 11, 2016

Dirty Jeff

Lying on one's back while a female sits on your face. Oral sex is then performed on her. The key is to be a black belt in tongue fu. Her secretions then become heavier and heavier until they fill your lungs causing asphyxiation

After a long night of the Dirty Jeff, I am having problems breathing, but my girlfriend is very happy.

by Connielingus April 22, 2007

Dirty Cheerio

When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.

Apparently I didn't wipe good enough, because when I tea bagged my girl I left a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead.

by Fart_Master7 March 25, 2009

directile dysfunction

A disability that causes those it afflicts to be unable to follow even the most simple instructions.

Bill: Dude, wtf!?! You were supposed to pick me up at the airport yesterday.

Tom: For realz? I thought that was tomorrow. My directile dysfunction must be acting up again.

by Jtothebizzy January 23, 2010

Dirty Habbo

The act of sticking a foot into someone’s vagina.

“Oh, babe. Let’s dirty habbo.”
“Coming right up baby.”
**starts to dirty habbo**
“Oooooohhhh yeah daddy, stick it in there!”

by 69slaya June 18, 2019

dirt twin

the twin that comes out second or last.

damn george, you're an asshole. you must be the dirt twin.

by korzal January 9, 2009