anime crush

Just like a normal crush, but with an anime character.

Person 1: "My anime crush is Homura Akemi."
Person 2: "Okay."

anime crush by Orange Toothbrusher December 31, 2014

Facebook crush

A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.

"I've got a Facebook crush on a guy I was going to rent a room from, but in the end we just friended each other."

Facebook crush by brooklyncat May 11, 2009

Second Cousin Crush 

Having a crush on a second cousin. To have strong feelings towards a second cousin. It’s better and less weird than crushing on a first cousin or a sister. It’s legal to marry a second cousin in most places in the world. It’s still weird and considered a taboo according to certain people. Having a crush on a second cousin can result a higher risk of getting rejected compared to having a crush on a non-relative.

(Texting during October 22nd, 2018)
Me: Hi
Second Cousin: Hello, who is this?
Me: (Says my name)
Second Cousin: Oh, hi.
(They greet each other)
Me: I have to tell you something. Do you wanna here it?
Second Cousin: Sure
Me: It’s pretty long. I want you to take your time to read it.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: (Explains deep feelings towards her)
Second Cousin: I really appreciate you telling me all of this. With that being said, I’m not interested. I don’t want things to get too weird between us and hopefully, we’ll become friends/cousins.

Me: Well, I’m not looking for a relationship right now. I just want you to understand how I feel about you.
Second Cousin: I understand. Thank you for telling me.
Me: You’re welcome. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to handle these feelings.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: If most girls in the world look like you, life would be prettier.
Second Cousin: Thanks
Me: You’re welcome.

(Even though the second cousin crush nicely rejected the guy that has a crush on her, he still took the pain so hard which affected him negatively.)

(Complaining to friends about the rejection)
Me: My crush rejected me. I don’t know what to do with my life!
Friend: Well, she’s not interested. I mean she’s your cousin after all.
Me: I don’t give a fuck if she’s my second cousin! She’s all I fucking want!
Friend: Relax dude. Try not to obsess on it. Think about something else like airplanes.

Second Cousin Crush by AntiCircumcisionMan February 22, 2020

blind crush 

Having a crush on some one who has no idea who you are while they have a crush on you and feel that you have no idea who they are.

She: "I have a crush on him, but he doesn't even know I exist"
Him: "wow she's perfect, but I doubt she even knows my name"
Friend: "you guys have a blind crush"

blind crush by -Anyonenoone February 15, 2014

sloppy crush 

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.

foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"

sloppy crush by some-random-guy December 4, 2014

National Tell Your Crush Day 

A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.

No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!

National Tell Your Crush Day by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2019

national ask your crush out day

on november 5th ask your crush out :) girls to guys, if ur rejected thats ok too

national ask your crush out day is november 5th and you should do it

national ask your crush out day by girlypopppy68 November 4, 2019