Cooker Beat

A sexual position, where the woman bent over like a cooker and the man inserts his penis into the woman, very much like the word "doggy style".

I'll be doing the cooker beat with her tonight mate.

by Nicholas Embleton - Jamie Gray March 31, 2009

Cookee

A person who is silly and likes to sing. This individual also loves to embarrass others.

Did you hear that cookee? They sing like a superstar!

by audreuga December 3, 2010

Cooked pasta

a phrase used to describe something bad.
over cooked pasta is even worse.

Dude, thats some over cooked pasta that your mom died

by meowmixayla December 7, 2010

Cookery

(Adj.) the art, practice or study of cooking ones mind with various illiced substances more than the average human would.

In result creating a person to act and talk in a cooked like manner.

Dave: hey nyenda whats the time?

Nyenda: pretty sure its july........pass the dortios??

Dave:.......cookery.

by Mrpetersmith November 24, 2013

Sir Robyn of Cooke

Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.

"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

dane cook

a silly bitch and
a BAMF

that dane cook is a silly bitch...he got me.

by ilovedane October 7, 2006

crooked

(adj.) used to describe a particular circumstance or thing which one highly favors, most often a replacement for synonyms such as good, preferable, awesome, etc.

"Man, that new PS2 game is crooked to the max, dog!"

"Did you notice how sexy that girl was!? She is totally crooked!"

"DUDE! Your new ride is crooked, man!"

"Yo momma sure can cook one damn crooked meal!"

by Anger E September 29, 2006