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Best place in the world. In Cape Cod (I'm soooo not telling you where). It is run by the kids from morning 'til night. Amazing for manhunt, but watch out for the dunes. Its hard to be on the back path at night. Do not wear tye dye at the public beach. In fact, just avoid the public beach in general. If you go here, be sure to bring dark clothes. This is also a good place for romance, so watch the woods you're walking through. Nightly outings to PJs are mandatory- unless we don't invite you. Steer clear of little girls circling your house. And if you hear people at night around your house, please understand that manhunt is underway, and do not blow our cover. This place is inhabited by Donlons. This is a place of nightly smores parties/bonfires/pizza dinners. A game of Sorry! In general, this is the most amazing place on earth. Oh yeah, and get to the showerhouse early. The line is killer.
Person 1: Where are you going this summer?
Person 2: Cook's.
Person 1: LUCKY!!!!!!
Cook's by THEAWESOMECOUSINS December 30, 2010
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Cook's Tour

1. An exclusive behind the scenes tour. As in the 'Cook's tour' of a kitchen in which he works.
2. A tour of a culinary facility by a member of the faculty

Note: Not in reference to the travel agent Thomas Cook as is commonly mistaken.
"Wow this is really a cook's tour!" -Clifford

Cook's treat 

Street name for coke used by senior chefs.
Can't wait to get stuck into the cook's treats after this service
Cook's treat by Juicy Steve August 5, 2010

Dane Cook's Disease 

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.
Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

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Fire Dragon's Cook Out 

Derivative of the show Fairy Tail, a Fire Dragon's Cook Out is when a Fire Dragon Slayer lights a girl's pussy on fire then eats it out.
Example 1
Natsu: "Hey Lucy can I test a new move on you?"

Lucy: "Sure. What's it called?"

Natsu: "Fire Dragon's Cook Out C:<"

Example 2

Gray: "Hey Natsu how was the date with Lucy last night?"
Natsu: "Great. I took her to dinner then we went back to her place where I gave her a Fire Dragon's Cook Out."

let's cook 

Phrase use by Walter White in the show "Breaking Bad".
Walt: "Jesse, let's cook!"

Jesse: "Yeah bitch!"
let's cook by Let's Get Schwifty October 22, 2013
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