cracker jacker

Nick name for a person who has just finished smoking massive amounts of marijuana and is therefore extremely high. Person normally hallucinates, laughs uncontrollably and/or has no idea what is going on

Look man, its cracker jacker. That must have been good chronic yo.

by Cracker Jacker January 7, 2006

crackerettes

A white girl

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the WHITE hood and get us some crackerettes.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

crackeriest

To be the whitest person that you know. to be so whit that you say purchase instead of buy. If your the crackeriest person you know you might be nicknamed powder, saltine, whitey,salt,sugar or anything else that might be white.

(justin teachout)-Are you guys gonna purchase those or what?

Justin Teachout is the crackeriest person i know

by brook kirk August 21, 2006

crackery

Of, or like a cracker. This can be cracker in the racist or saltine sense and usually connotes a bleached white, if not pearly and reflective, appearance in addition to whatever other characteristic of crackerism is being referenced.

Roshni's tan had faded under her swimsuit, leaving her now crackery bits exposed.

by TheBosh September 23, 2009

Cracker Barrel

Noun: A large assembly of crackers, usually associated with country music or Donald Trump

"Man, that Toby Keith concert last night was the biggest Cracker Barrel I have seen in a long time."

by The Working Dead July 13, 2019

Pop Cracker

A man's ability to keep producing semen over & over again without stopping. CAUTION- May happen without warning! Once you've popped you just can't stop.

"Oi mate, are you pop cracking or something? You're dripping on my legs now."
"That's it Brian, if you keep on firing blanks I'll go & get a pro pop cracker to get us a baby"

by MoJo&P February 25, 2005

creamed cracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.

Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 12, 2007