closeting

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."

by Floss It April 21, 2009

closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.

Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.

by Ray Velrasquez October 23, 2007

twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals

look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.

by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007

comethru

When this is told to someone, “comethru” typically means to come over to their house or “crib” for possible sexual relations. Aka to come over and have sex.

Girlfriend: hey wyd??
Their S.O: Not much.. kinda bored.. want u to comethru tho😏
Girlfriend: i’ll be right over babe.

by Gaygirlchief March 3, 2019

comethefuckon

An expression of surprise and/or skepticism

When Lafawnda told me she'd won the lottery and would be moving out o' her momma's house, I said "Comethefuckon! You really won the lottery?"

When Terrell said he was goin' marry his baby momma, Jermaine said, "Comethefuckon! You really goin' marry that ho?"

by Ghetto Scribe June 24, 2006

Come out of the closet

Admitting your gay

“Come out of the closet, nobody will judge you”

by Hsvdhdhejdnehdnbd March 10, 2019

closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year

you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!

by drac6000 December 19, 2008