corner

A place where people throw pity parties.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go cry in my corner.

by Kim October 16, 2003

Cornelius

A very handsome gentleman who is very kind and loving but has abnormally large balls but is still a great guy, but... he has a severe ear fetish. Don't get near him when he's horny, you'll most likely lose hearing in one ear, but he is very cute and is a very generous lover. But Cornelius is also most likely to turn out as some sort of porn addict or pedophile, or if the case of Corneliusitus is serious enough, maybe even a rapist. Corneliusis not a very good guy after all, now that I think about it. He is a menace to society, and needs to be locked away forever. But Cornelius is still a very kind, nice, and loving man, but needs to be hung publicly without trial.

Girl 1: "So how did your date go Amanda?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"

by Carmelo Osperelo January 29, 2015

cornelio

An uncool guy that thinks he's hot and cool but he's only a cookie.

"Dude, you're like totally ignoring that little kid that's talkin' to you, dude."
"Who cares, dude. It's only Cornelio"

"Who's that little kid that keeps dancin' like a crab?"
"Dude, it's like cornelio, dude."

by Ana April 9, 2003

corner

place where one masturbates excessively.

dude, i gotta get over to this corner so bad, that gurl is fukn hot as hell.

by Aslan2486 December 15, 2009

Callum’s Corner

A middle aged man who still lives with his mum, he made his claim to mediocre fame by criticising BGMedia and getting the piss taken out of him by more successful YouTubers like WillNe and memeulous, and pretty much everyone else.

One of his most common traits is to be a try hard who thinks he has friends, or as he referred to a situation where he thought he was friends with WillNe and memeulous over a Skype call: “The lone wolf has found a pack”

He thinks he can wrestle and recently implied that he could fight a wolf and come out victorious.

Mate have you heard of that YouTube channel called Callum’s corner? It’s actually pretty shit content but his levels of cringe just makes it funny

by Irellivance May 29, 2018

Corbett Bait

Noun. Corbett Bait is a type of snack item, either cheese cubes or nuts, that attracts a wild Corbett to your area.

You have some Corbett Bait? That's the best way to tame a wild Corbett!

by Arann May 9, 2008

Corner Creeper

(noun) A sketchy looking old guy that usually sits in the corer of a every pub where it's least lit and most shady.

Kevin: Dude, lets grab that table over there!

Jake: No way dude, its right beside that corner creeper in the red hat and shades.

by Shittalker February 13, 2010