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no condom

optimal method of performing sexual act, implies no use of protection, ideally without birth control medecine
I banged this girl 'no condom', j. no c.'d, might be time for the rusty coat-hanger
by Mexicanny August 12, 2006
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Condom poker

Someone Who pokes holes in comdoms
Mana And Techy are condom pokers
by oKinky November 23, 2009
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Condomination

The act of dominating a conversation by going on and on, interrupting, or trying to guess what the other person is going to say next.
Rosie O' Donnell never lets people get aword in edgewise. Her show is pure condomination.
by John Tollefson January 4, 2007
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Condoschmerz

Literally "condo pain" or "condo weariness," the deep sorrow and psychological pain one feels as one's city becomes destroyed by rapid, ubiquitous luxury condo development. Often results in disorientation.
I got lost in such a fog of condoschmerz while walking through the overdeveloped streets of the gentrified Lower East Side, I couldn't find my way home.
by Jeremiah Moss November 12, 2007
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condomeater

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms
1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'
by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010
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Condominic

A highly intelligent person with a stomach that has long, green and slimy hair.
He may be smart, but I know him to be a Condominic.
by BulldogMan February 23, 2011
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Condomful

Today was just condomful!
by Anon-nerd July 18, 2011
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