Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster April 29, 2018

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.

Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal

by B-rad62 February 17, 2022

Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else

Sorry I was computering

by Overminer November 24, 2021

B-tec Computer

A computer that barely functions and doesnt run any games whatsoever.

-Bro what the hell is wrong your PC
-Yeah I know its B-Tec computer...

by Kasablanco Maroko November 23, 2022

computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices

The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.

by Coop Dupe May 28, 2018

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 06, 2020