Cocomelon

Turns toddlers into brain-dead zombies
It is absolutely the worst thing to ever exist

Cocomelon

by Just_a_Guy624 May 9, 2023

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Most likely gets no bitches and has a bowel problem. :)

He's such a coleman

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Cocomelon

A kids channel that became a meme.

My boi keeps watching Cocomelon’s intro all over and over again. He thinks it is just the funniest thing of all time.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

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Next to porn and horror movies, Cocomelon is one of the absolute worst things to let your child watch.

Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:

1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.

Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

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