Clapper

An object used to strike something or someone

Ex: baseball bat, metal pipe

David better stop playing before I hit him with my clapper.

by daisybaxe November 20, 2020

Capped

When you hit your limit drinking for the night; the point where you've drank so much you blackout and/or crash

That party last night was crazy, we were already capped by 12pm.

by It's a thing I swear November 22, 2020

Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.

Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."

by watergod83 May 5, 2021

Clopped

the top of the weed spectrum when defining the state of highness.

"bro am i high?" "bro your clopped" "ay yo what that mean?" "shit idk but your high aff"

by hitler_ofspace October 21, 2021

Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.

Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Clapper

A fan of somebody. Somebody that claps whenever they see the person they admire walk by.

That guy must have loved a big ole pile of garbage, he turned into a clapper and congradulator whenever the pile of garbage walked by.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Clipped

Another way of referring circumcised penis. It is usually used to target Jewish and Muslim people.

Be aware! clipped ones are terrorists and rapists.

by XX_The_Wise_Ninja_XX February 10, 2022