Carysma

Carysma is an african american girl that has brown eyes and hair. This girl can throw hands like no other. Don't even attempt to piss her off. Loves history, hates school. Usually a good dancer. Short term memory loss and VERY forgetful. Pretty handwriting and loves gum. Always has money and loves buying hot cheetohs and shit. Resting bitch face so you think she's mean but has a heart of gold. Hella bars when rapping, Lil Kizzie Boat is her rap name, look her up on SoundCloud.

She was spitting fire on her shit, then beat the shit out of her.

"Must be a Carysma.

by TealaGoddess17 March 23, 2017

chris canet

one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.

xoxo every New Canaan girl ever

That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.

by Every New Canaan Girl EVER June 22, 2017

Chris O’Clock Meal

An obscenely large last-night meal containing a disturbing blend of leftovers, processed foods and/or similar hog-feed, piled onto a single plate and carelessly mashed together; covered in cheese. Nutrition Facts: Contains 5700-17000 calories.

Night of: “It’s saturday night and everyone’s asleep. Time for a Chris O’Clock Meal.”

Morning after, awaking to a trashed house and a disturbing meaty/cheesy smell: “Holy shit! Looks like someone had a Chris O’clock Meal last night! Fuuucckkk, what a mess to cleanup.”

by Captain Crunch Berry November 14, 2017

chaysan

A real douchebag who love to hit on girls or even choose girls over his current girlfriend, and all around cunt.

Girl 1: Chaysan was hitting on me all night I think he likes me.

Girl 2: Wait what? He was hitting on me too!

Both: DOUCHEBAG!!

by Mrknowthemall January 3, 2018

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Chris Kid Pod

chris kid pod is nearly meaning the way that that kid name chris is defined as...

chris is a kid that is basically a pod. He looks and acts like a pod

Chris kid pod was chranking that juul and looking like a whole pod.

by Everyone’s fav MAV November 21, 2018

Chris Davis

Chris Davis is a powerhouse. He is constantly fueled by the love he has for other people and the love he has for what he does. Don’t underestimate him because he has more to offer than you could ever imagine. He has a heart of gold, and you are so so lucky if he chooses to give you a piece of it. He is musically blessed, to witness him play music is to be transcended from this earthly realm into another beautiful place far far away. He is the absolute best lover you could experience, he will give you nights you’ll never forget. He is gorgeous from the inside out, and once you realize there’s so much more to him than his captivating appearance, there’s really no going back. He will make you the happiest person in the world without even trying...Chris Davis is unlike any other. If you encounter one in your life, love him with all your heart and keep him close to you.

“who’s the new guy you’re with?”
“chris davis..”
“oh shit. you’re about to have the happiest relationship ever.”

by izzawizza May 23, 2019