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Christmahannukwanzadanus

A way of wishing people who have various beliefs (or no beliefs) to have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Ramadan, and Happy Festivus.
Tim: Happy Christmahannukwanzadanus, Jim!

(Now Jim is not upset with Tim for not including his beliefs.)
by smiley2010 December 31, 2010
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Christasha

She represents two different personalities in one and you will never be sure which one you will face. She is smart, outgoing and a little crazy. She’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever come across, so do not take her for granted.
“Christasha go wash them dishes . . . Bitch go wash ya ass”

“Why is your name Christasha . . . Why are you built like a Gatorade bottle
by dontaskporkbelly April 13, 2020
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christmas tight

The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be.
"I got this new dress shirt for Christmas. I went to wear it with my favorite work pants, but they are a little Christmas tight now."
by JammyLegs January 12, 2008
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christmas tree

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.
me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.
by Dragomir Andreyevich September 24, 2007
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Christmas Steambag

you take a big chick, put her in a santa like sac, then take a shit in it and throw it over your shoulder (shouting ho ho ho is optional)
Dude, i gave that fat chick a mean christmas steambag last night
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White Christmas Surprise

The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.
Yo last night was so amazing I gave Gracey a White Christmas Surprise!!!
by Hissori Renda May 31, 2010
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christmas

It's the best time of the year...
I don't know if there will be snow, but have a cup of cheer!
by fo my pizz da playa December 26, 2003
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