christcuck

a slur,mostly used by atheists and neo pagans,to describe a Christian,implying Him being cuckolded by the more pacifistic tendencies within Christian faith. Tho usually associated with modern christians (current pope,liberal protestants),it is often used as an attack on Christianity as a whole. The use of the term is virtually limited to anonymous slandering on thematic imageboards

Fucking christcucks. Imagine still worshipping dead kike on a stick in {insert year. Hail Odin

by Pinko-Basher December 11, 2021

Christ's Hospital

Christ's Hospital is a boarding school for nonces who fink they are it. Most of them are either spoilt brats or road people and if you are not careful they will cast a spell on you to make you disappear. The year 11s think they are bad and the year 12s are worse but the absolute worst years is the year 7s and 8s them man be linking and acting too big for their boots.

If you want to look like a Harry Potter character and is so unbelievably entitled to everything go to Christ's Hospital.

by Anonymousbishnextdoor April 30, 2020

Jesus Christ

Is the LORD. And He is the only begotten Son of GOD. He died on the cross to forgive us of our sins. And He rose from the dead three days later. And He now sits at the right hand of GOD the Father. And He loves you very very much because you were with Him from the beginning.

Jesus Christ is the LORD...

by chandler_andrew January 13, 2022

Jesus Christ mc God

Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.

by 8zee8 April 21, 2008

Christain

Person who likes to eat cocks and eat lemons on a warm summer day

I was at the YMCA and walked into the locker room and saw a christain.

by Swiss Roll of Swizterland February 16, 2018

Passion of the Christ

Passion of the Christ
(alternate usage, not the Movie)

Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.

Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.

"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"

"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"

by johnBOX February 11, 2006

Christa

A Christa is the worst type of person you will ever meet, she is the type of girl that leaves the class to shoot heroin in the bathroom, and gives blowjobs to any guy that pays her 5 bucks.

did you hear about that whore Christa she gave me a blowjob

by MARCUSLOVER123 December 25, 2019