Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors

guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

Maya curse

a curse where someone can't type properly

hey gusy Imn board
Maya curse: can't type properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

Edogawa Conan's curse

It come from the anime series and manga "Detective Conan"/"Case closed" which often handles cases. What's the unique of that? every time Conan visits a place, a criminal case always occurs

From this, Conan Edogawa is often referred to as the curse of death

You could say it was like a death curse carried by a kid🙂 ↕🙂 ↕

"Be wary of 7 year olds lil kid wearing glasses and red ribbon ties" hahaha

"Why do we always get into trouble whenever we play with him? On top of that, he seems to have terrible luck wherever he goes"

"Oh my Gosh! he has edogawa Conan's curse! Can u realize that!?"

by DamnRight_yippe July 21, 2024

The 404 curse

If you have the jacob you get 0 bitches and are a total nerd

hey u hear about jacob?
no, what?
he's got The 404 curse

by Paradox12_ July 21, 2024

Fahad Beg Curse

In any setting where the temperature is comfortable, as soon as Fahad arrives and starts to sweat, the air conditioning will inevitably fail, turning the place into a hot, sauna-like environment.

As soon as the AC broke down after Fahad entered the room, everyone joked that we were experiencing the *Fahad Beg Curse*.
Yo that girl is fine, she’s hot as the *Fahad Beg Curse*

by Iamseeb August 10, 2024

The Bambi Curse

Anyone who comes out of Big Apple Academy in Brooklyn will always end up dirt poor or incredibly rich.

Joshua got The Bambi Curse and ended up declaring bankruptcy at the age of 25. Jonny also got the curse but he ended up becoming a successful dentist.

by TypeShitEnthusiast August 13, 2024

The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

by The cursed historian February 19, 2023