I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.

Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"

by ribetab January 11, 2011

Congress

The true power behind the United States of America.

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me

by Dave November 3, 2004

Sexual Congress

Basically another name for an orgy.

Hey Tim going to the after party

Nah I’m an esteemed individual selected to the sexual congress

by Halkoolman6 November 16, 2020

congress

The coolest shit ever, or meaning that your about to kick someones ass.

That is fucking congress ass, or i am about to go congress on that mother fucker

by Michael Strealing Dick September 23, 2008

congragfrickenlations

a mix of fricken and congratulations
used to show sarcasm or when you really dont care
also used when your bored

Katie: Hey guess what!
Vz: What?
Katie: I just got a perfect score on the SAT's
Vz: Well congragfrickenlations, arn't you speical

by patrick vz February 6, 2007

congoja

Spanish word for LAZY.

Spanish: ?Que congoja?
Trans: ?What a lazy thing.?

by Ireth0283 July 18, 2007

Congratslyfun

interjection used upon receiving good news

"Hey Jades, I just got a wicked new job with a really hot boss!"
"Oooh, congratslyfun!!"

by Civixen March 9, 2008