Clusterfuck

When someone parks behind you and blocks everyone from being able to back out of the driveway

"Dammit! Someone clusterfucked the driveway"

by cptmightymouse July 9, 2009

clusterfuck

When everything that everyone does seems to backfire into one, giant, unfiltered mess. Usually involves Mongolians.

Well, that's one great big Clusterfuck.
Of Mongolians?!?

by maynard j gillis October 9, 2009

Clusterfuck

When something is blown out of proportion. Making a mountain out of a molehill.

It's funny how a simple sneeze can turn into a.... clusterfuck. (That's right bitches, Dane Cook!)

by Munkey341750-413751 July 10, 2007

clutters

He likes to be rude to his friends and he is very fake. He is also charming just from his fake toughness. But he will do anything for his family. If you mess with him he might come after you but he prolly won’t succeed.

Dang that clutters is a pussy ass bitch!

by Oaks nation June 10, 2018

clusterfacts

Clusterfacts are a collection of either out of context facts or completely made up facts bundled together and delivered in a rapid fire fashion. Like a clusterbomb

This is a strategy used mostly by right wing political pundits when being interviewed on television. When they are asked a question that undermines their position on a subject they drop clusterfacts like crazy to force they interviewer deal with the unrelated or inaccurate facts. When successfully deployed the interviewer is left arguing facts unrelated to the original question.

Any interview with Michelle Malkin. When asked to explain her support for the Iraq war she launched into a scree of clusterfacts that are easily proven wrong on an individual basis, but en-masse they overwhelm the interviewer.

by earth2kelly August 4, 2009

Clittering

Originates from bitches that litter from the depths of their loins. Junk that exits the clitoris and pollutes the surrounding environment.

Bro, look at the mess shontell made with her clittering last night. That bitch lost her shit and clittered all over my bench.

by eljaysee January 22, 2013

Cluster truck

When a group of two or more semi trucks are blocking traffic.

I would have been here sooner but I got caught up in a couple of cluster trucks on the interstate.

by allthenamesrused October 3, 2013