cat

As used in Ireland, means terrible or bad: a shameful effort. Can be intensified to cat-melodeon.

"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."

"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."

by ferventbeliever December 27, 2021

Cat

An adorable demon that lives in your house

Guy1.oh you have a cat aren't those things like house demons?

Guy2.Dont worry mine is sweet

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Cat

Not a dog

That buffoon dog chewed the couch again! It must be a cat, or Muno!

by Blurryface_fan December 28, 2021

Cat

Also ‘cool cat.’

Noun. A person. An individual, most likely involved in a subculture or controversial industry. A wanderlust individual of fleeting residence. *Adapted from west coast slang.

As you’re walking out of a concert at a small, local venue… referring to someone you observed pacing the crowd or highly mingling during the event;
“That Cat was all over the place”

by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021

Cat

A name

Cat has a hat the says Cat hehe

by ThePurpleGrape January 1, 2022

Cat

A little fucker WHO WONT STOP SCRATCHING ME, also very cute

tyrone: yo is that your cat?
sans: yea its a little fucker

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

Cat

Assholes and bitches that we love for being cute, they are literally afraid of cucumbers and water. they are pieces of SHIT

At least the babies of cats are cuter than existence can handle

by IamVeryDum January 3, 2022