by the susy baka November 10, 2022
Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok
P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok
P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read
by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020
(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM
(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM
(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
by hellothemeep March 19, 2020
A gueston on why you have a boner
A:yo
b:why is my dick so hard
b:why is my dick so hard
by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 21, 2022
When u search up a definition of ur name on urban dictionary and then u scroll down of ppl making fun of ur name (happened to me)
Some noob: *typing his name*
*some noob scrolls down to find ppl making fun of his name. They might be jealous!*
Some other noob: Ahahaha ppl hate u
Some noob: why do ppl hate me
Some other noob: idk bc they do
*some noob scrolls down to find ppl making fun of his name. They might be jealous!*
Some other noob: Ahahaha ppl hate u
Some noob: why do ppl hate me
Some other noob: idk bc they do
by lakalakaboomboom October 02, 2020
by 𝒾𝓂 𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓇𝓎 😕 February 13, 2021
Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.
"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi
"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi
by PORGSSSS October 20, 2023