Business Buffalo 

The Great North American Business Buffalo are quite like American Buffalo. They are a rare breed of hardy, hairy, sturdy creatures, that both inspire fear and awe into the the North American trucker. The Great North American Business Buffalo are akin to the common North American hooker (see North American hooker for definition), but unlike their cousins, The Great North American Business Buffalo is a male prostitute of the gay persuasion. The Great North American Business Buffalo or "Negotium Bubalus" is primarily a lone creature, especially when hunting its prey. The common variants of sustenance one relies on consist of cash tips, and other tips of the penile variety. Whilst being previously endangered, The Great North American Business Buffalo has seen great resurgence to the delight of many a cross country truck driver. The Great North American Business Buffalo can be found in most truck stops along major arteries of the North American highways. Please use caution when approaching a Great North American Business Buffalo out in the wild as they will charge you extra for using teeth.

"Are you trying to look at my dick, or just hassle me like The Great North American Business Buffalo?"
"And in the distance I heard it.... the coming of the storm... the cry of thunder? NAY! a great clapping of cheeks! and so it was known the business buffalo were soon to be upon us - Cicero 43B.C."
"Damn bro you acting like you're hot, but that face is meant only for business buffalo"

Business Buffalo by Business Buffalo May 23, 2021

Albanian Water Buffalo 

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

Albanian Water Buffalo by Will the kyle December 9, 2019

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

Flaming Water Buffalo by tommy salami May 13, 2015

fucking your buffalo

Lying to yourself.

This term was first coined by cr1tikal in his video "Cleverbot Gameplay and Commentary" uploaded on April 1, 2011.

"I am not judging anyone."
"Robots lack the ability to judge, therefore you are simply fucking your buffalo."

fucking your buffalo by Sir Jolteon July 13, 2016

water buffalo 

Racial slur used to refer to a black person.

In 1993, a University of Pennsylvania student was charged with racial harassment because he yelled "Shut up, you water buffalo" to a group of (mostly) black sorority members.

water buffalo by scootinger September 16, 2006

Revenge of the Buffalo

Noun; the phenomena ensuing the consumption of buffalo wild wings, symptoms include sweats, shitts, and upset stomach.

After eating buffalo wild wings, John was hit by the revenge of the buffalo.

Revenge of the Buffalo by ReiHartigan January 31, 2009

Ride the Buffalo

Yelling "Ride the Buffallo!" and then jumping on an unsuspecting victim, Usually a friend, and essentially forcing them to give you a piggy back ride or collapse.

"Whoa, Bob just crushed George! George never expected someone would wanna ride the buffalo while he was just standing there eating his lunch!"

Ride the Buffalo by Peter the G October 21, 2005