by MMM420 December 17, 2011
Get the Jerk Dirkin'mug. When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017
Get the Work-Jerkmug. The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Fake jerkmug. The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.
These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.
by Ostříž March 5, 2019
Get the bunch of jerksmug. No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
by lesbian mistake December 4, 2020
Get the No Jerk Januarymug. by frogurban745 September 21, 2019
Get the Beef Jerkmug. "Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017
Get the field jerkmug.