Dirty jack young is when you fist your sister while wanking in a Spanish classroom then after you finish you spread your cheeks and force your sister to give u a rim job
by Kayz_sexyguy August 31, 2023
Get the Dirty Jack Young mug.if someone is doing jack, they are doing nothing. they are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything. it also means if someone can't be bothered, or they dont want to put effort into something.
person a: "where's tony, he needs to do his homework!"
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."
by gopro7reekal September 22, 2023
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Jackie • jacking off • jackie chan • jacking • jacki • Jackism • Jackie O • jackied • jackin' the beanstalk • jackie chang
by Ballslover719733 November 21, 2023
Get the we jack loop mug.A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
Get the Dr Jack Bright mug.The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"
Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
Get the Headphone Jack mug.After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.
by Red monster boy January 20, 2024
Get the Nasty Jack mug.Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.
Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!
New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!
New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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