ur dick

non existent

ur dick small

by Ur mom go peepeepoopoo October 19, 2020

the dick do

when a guys stomach hangs lower than his dick do

the girl had trouble finding the cock because of his giant dick do

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004

Nelson Dicks

A rather retarded cross-dresser who does love to smoke cock (and the random cigar at times). Gets his meals by looking through other peoples rubbish bins.

Old condoms

by Nelson's sexy Aunty/Uncle Cock March 22, 2004

Dick Lips

Term used when a woman has obtained a notorious reputation for frequently performing oral sex, usually a demeaning adjective to the actions of the woman usually originating from either guys who have been involved with or have known other guys who have been involved with the woman.

Brittany has a nice set of dick lips, so I think I'll invite her to my party tonight.
Mariah Carey has a thick pair of dick lips.
Pamela Anderson has really demonstrated her dick lips.
Last night at the party I hooked up Jessie, although she has those big-ass dick lips.

by NATEDOGG213 October 6, 2008

small dick

a guy with a small penis is the most unnatractive thing ever/a turn off
dont let the ladies fool you, size does matter
if a guys hot but he has a small penis forget it

perfect penis size 7-9inch and THICK

I'd take an average guy with a big dick over a hot guy with A Small dick

by truthful September 15, 2006

Pavlov's Dick

A medical condition where you get an erection every time you hear a bell ring.

Stop calling me. I have Pavlov's Dick.

by Clank Moron November 30, 2009

Dick Punch

The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something.

I just dick punched this chick and gave her a black eye.

by BretPriebe January 16, 2011