penis handler

a more classy name for a dick beater or dick eater

Darrell raised his prices for the same services after he changed his title to penis handler from dick beater

by llvdoc December 12, 2025

penis blaah

<Interjection>
1. Some shit a 13 y/o cracker in history class would say right before the north tower being hit while the TV is on mute
2. Some shit a 4 y/o cracker in an apartment would say right when they see their mom blowing their dad
<Noun>
When the death star shoots you right in your dick before exploding your planet

Some 4 y/o cracker's mother: "pbhhhhhhhhhhhht"
Some 4 y/o cracker: "haha mommy go penis blaah"

by HEETLAAH December 13, 2025

Penis Martin

When you pocket jerk for too long and you accidentally bust a nut

Dude I was jerking in class, and I got caught cause I penis martined it

by Ethanenter December 17, 2025

Penis

Your schlong

My penis is very large

by Veinyahhdih December 27, 2025

Penis Slushie

A chick ices her hands until it's freezing cold and proceeds to jerk the man off until she gets a cold shot of cum that she swallow whole.

I needed to cool off my throat with a penis slushie...

by Online random December 29, 2025

Penis history museum

Mini documentary.

Changed my life and I have never been completely the same since.

Also the Roman traveling phalis exhibit. I've never seen anything the same way again.

Leave some incense and flowers at the 2000yr old dick joke carved on the side of the colosium. Not as a saint. But venerate the dumb ass who carved it. The dick joke is truly imortal.

The penis history museum

A must see nini doc

by Modern Women January 1, 2026

Penis festival

This holiday is actually shinto, (stonage Japanese shamaism) I believe and is actually really great if you ever get to go to one. The snacks re worth it.

Japan's street phalas festival; the Kanamara Masuri (tokyo weekender)
Youtube.com

The famous Japan phalus festival
Youtube

Are you going to the Penis festival? It is The famous Japan phalus festival.

by Modern Women January 1, 2026